Finding Perfect Man

"Finding Perfect Man"

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was
expounding on her idea of the perfect mate
to some of her friends.

"The man must be a shining light amongst
company. He must be musical. Tell jokes.
Sing. And stay home at night."

An old granny overheard and spoke up.

"Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

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"The Travel Agent"

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see
an old lady and an old gentleman peering in
the shop window at the posters showing the
glamorous destinations around the world.

The agent had had a good week and the dejected
couple looking in the window gave him a rare
feeling of generosity. He called them into his
shop: 'I know that on your pension you could
never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending
you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and
I won't take no for an answer.'

He took them inside and asked his secretary to
write two flight tickets and book a room in a five
star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly
accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came in to
his shop. 'And how did you like your holiday?'
he asked eagerly.

'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,'
she said. ' I have come to thank you but one thing
puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share
the room with?'
Received on Mon Sep 24 06:27:52 2007