Getting into Pants

"Getting into Pants"

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father
sat him down for a little fireside chat.

He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off
my pants and handed them to your mother, and
said, "here try these on."

So, she did and said, "these just don't fit."

So I replied, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this
family and I always will. Ever since that night we
have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be
a good thing to try.

So on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants
and says to Jill, "here try these on."

So she does and says, "these just won't work.."

So Jack says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this
family and I always will, and I don't want you to
ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to
Jack and says, "here you try on mine."

So he does and says, "I can't get into these."

So Jill says, "...exactly. And if you don't change
your attitude, you never will."
Received on Mon Sep 24 06:28:36 2007