Misunderstanding

"Misunderstanding"

My wife is still mad at me over a teensy
misunderstanding that occurred when
our baby was born.

She called me at work and said her water had broken.

And I said, "So, call the plumber."

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"Revenge is Sweet"

A woman was looking for a used car to buy
and saw an ad in the classifieds. It read:
Brand new 2007 Mercedes Benz, slate blue,
loaded, etc. Sell for $150.00.

She was astonished and decided to call the
seller and check it out. The woman selling the
car was glad to show it to her and, to her
surprise, the car was in perfect condition.

She asked the woman, "What's the catch?
Why are you selling this car so cheaply?"

"Well," she said, "it's my husband's car actually,
and he recently ran off with his young secretary.
I got an email from him last week that read:

'In Miami. Need money. Sell car'."
Received on Sun Sep 23 09:05:21 2007