Senior Dress Code

"The Four Stages Of Life"

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

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"Definition of Success"

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 Plus success is . . . not piddling in your pants!!
Received on Tue Sep 11 04:23:53 2007