Questions That Haunt Me . .

"Questions That Haunt Me . ."

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be
before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents
in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?"
Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it
still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look
at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? They're going to see you naked anyway!

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which
no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in
the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can
make a radio out of a coconut, why can't
he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to
buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's in your rectum?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in
a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him for a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me
your e-mail address in the first place?
Received on Thu Sep 13 06:31:18 2007