Red Juice

"Red Juice"

A father and his three beautiful, yet blonde, daughters
went into a hotel to stay for the night.

When the daughters went to check in, they saw a
really good looking bell boy. The father caught the
three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill
the bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the
bell boy minded his own business and ignored the girls.

While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest
daughter goes up to him and says, "If you don't do it
with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of
my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Fearing for his life, he did it with her.

Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the
hallway and she too walked over to him and said,
"If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my
bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Again fearing for his life, he agreed.

Later that evening the youngest blonde daughter
saw him. She walked up to him and said, "If you
don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over
the bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

"Green juice?" He asked, "Why green?"

She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."
Received on Tue Sep 11 04:22:20 2007