When NOT to Accept a Proposal...

"When NOT to Accept a Proposal... For Women"

Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should
consider carefully
before accepting a proposal of marriage.

* On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could help
with his laundry?

* To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local
adult bookstore?

* Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's Island"
at least four times?

* Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a lot
of unruly nose hair?

* Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its own
stack of ketchup packets?

* Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon?

* Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial Strength?"

* Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman?
Received on Thu Oct 18 23:55:08 2007