Dry Land

"Dry Land"

A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?"

A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does."

"When?" asked the visitor.

"Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and
40 nights?"

The visitor replied, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood."

"Well," the rancher puffed up, "we got about half an inch that time."

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"Car Battery"

An angry motorist went back to a garage where
he'd purchased an expensive battery for his car
six months earlier.

"Listen," the motorist grumbled to the owner of
the garage, "when I bought that battery you said
it would be the last battery my car would ever
need. It died after only six months!"

"Sorry," apologized the garage owner. "I didn't
think your car would last longer than that."
Received on Thu Oct 18 23:53:21 2007