$280,000 Mortgage

"$280,000 Mortgage"

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a
10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd
give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading
out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked,

"Son, where are you going?"

Little Johnny told him; "I was walking past your
room last night and heard you telling mom
you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm
staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage and no bike! "
Received on Wed Oct 17 08:05:11 2007