Animal Sounds

"Band-Aid"

Little Johnny went to the Doctor to get a vaccination.
After the shot, the Doc pulled out a Band-Aid and
started to cover the spot on his arm. Johnny asked
him to put it on the other arm.

"But, I put it over where you got the shot to let
others know that it's tender and they shouldn't
touch it," replied the Doc.

Answered Johnny, " You really don't know much
about little boys, do you?"

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"Animal Sounds"

A group of young children were siting in a circle with
their teacher. She was going around in turn asking
them all questions.

"Davy, what noise does a cow make?"

"It goes moo, miss."

"Alice, what noise does a cat make?"

"It goes meow, miss."

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"

"It goes baaa, miss."

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"

"Errr.., it goes.. click!"
Received on Wed Oct 17 08:03:49 2007