Drug Names

"Drug Names"

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
name and generic name. For example, the trade
name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
ED Medications. After careful consideration by a
team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that V*agra will soon
be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by
Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use
as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and
it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent
on breast implants and ED medications today than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
and huge erections and absolutely no recollection
of what to do with them.
Received on Sun Nov 25 21:37:39 2007