Expensive Bill

"Expensive Bill"

This girl is feeling a bit down in the dumps and
decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She
manages to get a table that very night and enjoys
a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant
but nice all the same. The head waiter brings the bill
and she's horrified to see the total: 250 bucks! She
didn't expect this at all and asks the waiter, "Would
you mind holding my breasts while I get out my credit card?"

The head waiter is taken aback. In all his years in
the job he's never been asked that before, but always
eager to please the customer, he obliges.

She gets up to leave and the waiter is still perplexed.
His curiosity gets the better of him and he catches
up with her at the door, "I'm sorry to bother you Miss
but I'd like to know why you asked me to do that just now."

"Oh, it's quite simple really" she replies "I love to have
my breasts held when I'm being screwed!"
Received on Sun Nov 25 21:34:46 2007