"Porch Gossip"
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,
doing nothing. One lady turns and asks,
"Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh, sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
"Er... Who drives you to the beach???"
Received on Mon Nov 5 08:55:43 2007
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