The Goodness of Chocolate

"Fat Free French Fries"

I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was
fascinated by a sign which offered fat free french
fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed
when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the
fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag
with these fries and put them in my order.

"Just a minute!" I said. 'Those aren't fat free."

"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes. . . .
The fat is free!"

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"The Goodness of Chocolate"

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories.
As I enjoy two servings per night and a few more on
weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a
week, which equals to one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last three and a half years, I have had
a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds. I only
weigh 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have
wasted away to nothing about three months ago.

I owe my life to chocolate!
Received on Mon Nov 5 08:54:44 2007