Daddy Phone Home

"Daddy Phone Home"

A housewife with three young children was getting dinner
ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up
and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began telling him about her
day. She then passed the phone to her brother and sister
as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work.

When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took the
receiver and said, "Hi, hon."

"Thank G~d, lady," the voice on the other end replied.
"I just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered is here!"

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Late Delivery"

We had built our dream house several years ago, and
furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them.
Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new
bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway.

"Finally!" I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the
driver walked up to the house. "I've been waiting twelve years for this!"

"Don't blame me, lady," he said. "I just got the order this morning."
Received on Sun Nov 4 12:25:04 2007