Accidents

"Accidents"

A father brought his son into the doctor because
the boy had a matchbox car shoved up his nose.
All the while the doctor was trying to remove the
car, the father kept saying "I don't know how he did it!"

Finally the doctor removed the car, and the father and son left.

A few hours later, the father came back with the
matchbox shoved up HIS nose.

He told the doctor, "I know how he did it!"

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"Blacksmith"

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going
to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong
young man to become his apprentice.

The old fellow was crabby and exacting.

"Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy.

"Just do whatever I tell you to do."

One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the
forge and laid it on the anvil.

"Get the hammer over there," he said. "When
I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.
Received on Tue Nov 6 04:23:34 2007