Priorities

"Priorities"

Following the birth of our daughter, the nurse told
me that I would have to take it easy so for the next
six weeks,

"You can't do any lifting, swimming, driving, sex. . . ."

I stopped her there. "I can't drive for how long?"

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"Living Will"

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw
out my beer.

She's Such A Bitch......
Received on Fri May 4 09:28:10 2007