Homework Schedule

"Homework Schedule"

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes
per night. This time should be budgeted in the
following manner:

15 minutes looking for assignment

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean
and just does not like children

8 minutes in the bathroom

10 minutes getting a snack

7 minutes checking the TV Guide

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never
explained the assignment

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for
Mom or Dad to do the assignment

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"Homework Schedule,
Long Term Assignments"

These are given the night before they are due.
This explains the name "long term." It is a long
term commitment to time that begins at 9:30 PM
and ends at 11:50 PM -- or later.

It is important that the whole family is involved in the
project. It is imperative that at least one family member
races to Wal*Mart/K-Mart for poster board, and that at
least one family member ends up in tears (it does
not have to be the student).

One parent needs to stay up and complete the project.
The other parent needs to call the school and leave a
message that the student is out sick.

It is not necessary to have the student's name on the
assignment.
Received on Thu May 3 10:13:32 2007