Confession

"Confession"

Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the
'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very
large congregation. One morning, after a particularly
moving sermon, he announced, "Friends, I have been
hearing very nasty rumors!"

The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister
continued, "One of you, here among us, has been
reporting that I am a member of the dreaded 'Klu Klux Klan.'
This, of course, is not true! I am asking that the guilty
party confess and apologize now - right here - before
my flock of loyal followers."

Sister Margaret quickly stood up and pleaded, "Preacher,
please, I don't know how this all came to be. I just
mentioned to one of my close friends...

...that you were a wizard under the sheets."
Received on Tue May 1 06:22:10 2007