The Nature of Things

"The Nature of Things"

One evening after a few drinks at the local pub. Two
buddies started discussing orgasms. John said,
"Did you know there are four types of org*sms?"

Jim replied, "Oh, really? What are they?"

"There's the POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, RELIGIOUS
and FAKE.

The positive goes 'Ooh yes! Ooh yes!'

The negative goes 'Ooh no! Oh no!'

The religious goes 'Oh my G~d! oh my G~d!

And the fake one goes 'OH JIM! OH JIM!"
Received on Thu Mar 29 16:11:41 2007