Old Math

"Old Math"

Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test.

The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three
times three?"

"274" was his reply.

The doctor worriedly says to the second man,
"It's your turn. What is three times three?"

"Tuesday" replies the second man.

The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay,
your turn. What's three times three?"

"Nine" says the third man."

"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you
get that?"

"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man.
"I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

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"Senile?"

A couple are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary-

they
go down to their old school-there, in a corner, they hold hands
as they find their old desk where he had carved, "I love you,
Sally."

On the way home, a bag of money falls out of the armored car
in front of them. She picks it up and counts fifty thousand dollars.

The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

She says, "Finders keepers." And when they get home she
hides it in the attic.

The next day, two FBI men show up at their home. They say,
"Pardon me, did any one in this house find any money that
fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

She says, "No."

The husband says, "My wife is lying, she took the money and
hid it in the attic."

She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."

So they sit the man down and begin to question him. The
FBI guy says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man says, "Well, my wife and I were on our way home
from school..."

The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get the hell
out of here."
Received on Thu Mar 29 16:13:36 2007