Chicken Farming

"Chicken Farming"

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a wh*re."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will
never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase
that."

The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states,
"I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a wh*re or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
Received on Wed Mar 28 12:30:51 2007