School Play

"School Play"

One day Johnny’s dad picked him up from school
to take him to a dental appointment.

Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed
to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Johnny enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten
a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty
years."

"That's great son, keep up the good work and before
you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

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"Direct Object"

Bobby's class was having an English lesson, and
the teacher called on Bobby to recite a sentence
with a direct object.

Bobby stood and thought, then said, "Teacher,
everybody thinks you are beautiful."

"Why thank you, Bobby," the teacher said, blushing.

"But what is the direct object?"

"A good report card next month," he replied.
Received on Wed Mar 28 12:26:17 2007