New iPod

"New iPod"

A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual.
For some reason he had to be back home later during
the day while running some errands. When he entered
the house, he was surprised to see his wife in bed with
a man whose head was between her breasts. The
husband demanded, "What on earth are you doing?"

The stranger stammered, "I'm listening to music!"

The husband shoved the stranger aside and said, "Let
me listen."

He also between her breasts. He exclaimed suspiciously,
"I can't hear any damn music."

"Of course not," quipped the stranger, "You're not plugged
in!"
Received on Mon Mar 26 08:58:23 2007