The Lamaze Class

"Lost Husband"

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband
to the police.

The officer in charge looked at the photograph she
handed him, questioned her, and then asked if she
wished to give her husband any message if they
found him.

"Yes," she replied readily. 'Tell him Mother didn't
come after all."

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"The Lamaze Class"

The room was full of pregnant women and their
partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to
breathe properly, along with informing the men
how to give the necessary assurances at this
stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is
good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And,
gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to
go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the
middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" replied the teacher.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Received on Mon Mar 26 08:57:52 2007