Nun Q&A

"Nun Q&A"

Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: 'Nun'.

Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!

3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking
she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.

Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change
operation?
A: A tran-sister.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

Q: What's black and white and red and has trouble
getting through a revolving door?
A: A nun with a spear through her head!
Received on Wed Mar 28 12:27:03 2007