Syntax

"Syntax"

I remember vividly the first time I heard the
teacher use the word "syntax" in English
Class. Naturally, you know it refers to the
structure of a sentence.

"But just imagine being a teenager and thinking
that you had just learned that there was a tax
on sin. I mean, I could hardly afford gas for
my car as it was."

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"Tax Auditor's Visit"

Once a tax auditor came directly to my house.

My son answered the door and yelled to Juanita,

"Ma, it's the tax man!"

She replied, "Well, give him a chair."

He said, "If that's not enough, should I give
him the TV, too?"
Received on Fri Mar 23 06:29:48 2007