Flying Fast

"Bad Pun I"

An unfortunate fellow with only one leg, no arms
and three eyes was hitchhiking in London.

A driver pulled his car over, rolled the window
down and shouted: "Aye, aye, aye! You look
'armless -- hop in!"

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"Flying Fast"

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a
passenger jet screams past them.

One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how
fast that thing was moving?"

The other replies, "Yeah. You'd move fast too if you
had three butt holes and they were all on fire!"

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"Bad Pun II"

A man goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell.
The doctor checks him over and eventually finds
a couple of bags of money up his bum.

He pulls them out and can't resist totaling up the
value of the coins.

Well", says the doctor, "I've found $1999.99 up
your butt."

"Hmmm", replies the patient, "That would explain
why I've not been feeling too grand..."
Received on Sat Mar 24 10:07:56 2007