House Rules

"House Rules"

~ The FEMALE makes The Rules.

~ The Rules are subject to change at any time
without prior notification.

~ No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

~ If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules,
she must immediately change The Rules.

~ The FEMALE is never wrong.

~ If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of
something the MALE did or said wrong.

~ The MALE must apologize immediately for causing
said misunderstanding.

~ The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

~ The MALE must never change his mind without the
written consent of the FEMALE.

~ The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at
any time.

~ The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless
the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

~ If the FEMALE is in a bad mood, all The Rules are
null and void.

~ The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and
act accordingly.

~ Any attempt to document The Rules could result in
actual bodily harm.

~ The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take
the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
Received on Mon Mar 19 07:03:06 2007