How To Balance The Budget

"How To Balance The Budget"

I think we could balance the Federal Budget if
we taxed sex. Everyone would pay their share.
Young people would pay more taxes and your
tax liability would decrease as you got older.
(some of us)

It would also promote family values. How would
you like to come home to your wife and have her
ask, "Honey, why is your tax bill larger than mine?"
Or be a teenager and come home to your dad with
your tax bill in his hand.

We wouldn't have to pay people to work for the
IRS, they would be paying to work there just so
they could review people's returns.

Locker room conversations would change...
"Get a load of this tax bill!"

The forms would change a little also. We would
now have a 1040Quickee.

And it would give a whole new meaning to the
phrase..

"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
Received on Tue Mar 20 08:00:55 2007