Local Delicacy

"Local Delicacy"

A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant
for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he
is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large
meaty objects.

"What's this?" he asks.

"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.

"What are 'cojones'?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the
bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous
type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his
amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good
that he decides to come back again the next night and
order it again.

This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty
objects are much smaller.

"What's this?" he asks the waiter.

"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.

"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday
and they were much bigger than these."

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose
every time."
Received on Mon Mar 19 07:01:58 2007