Two Old Irish Friends

"Two Old Irish Friends"

Obrien and Nealy were getting well on in years,
and Obrien was in the hospital in his last days.

Obrien reached out his hand to his friend and
said, "Me friend, we've been pals since we were
wee lads, and I haven't got much more time left
of this earth. When I'm gone, would you do me
the biggest of favors?"

To which Nealy replied, "Why of course my good
friend ... anything you'd ask of me."

Obrien asked, "When I'm well planted, please
pour a bottle of the very best Irish whiskey on
my grave."

Nealy's response ... "Of course my good friend
but ... would you be offended if I was to strain it
through me kidneys first?"
Received on Fri Mar 16 09:40:31 2007