Mad Cow Disease

"Her Physical"

A young woman was having a physical examination
and was very embarrassed because of a weight
problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing,
she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said,
"I guess I let myself go."

The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."

"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.

The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her
face and said,

"Of course. Now just open your mouth and say,
"Moo!"

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"Mad Cow Disease"

Two cows are standing in a paddock…

First cow: "I'm a bit concerned about this mad cow
disease that's going around."

Second cow: "I'm not worried. It doesn't affect
us penguins..."
Received on Fri Mar 16 09:39:58 2007