New Membership

"New Membership"

Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire. After
having him under foot for a few months, his wife
became very agitated with him. She suggested he
go and do something to occupy his time, like join
a club or get a hobby.

Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home his wife asked about his day and
he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung
out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute
club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're
going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in
a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great!, now what am I going to do? I signed up for
5 jumps a week!"
Received on Thu Mar 15 07:00:28 2007