Trip to Europe

"Veterinarian"

One day a man goes to the veterinarian to pick up
his sick dog. The vet came in carrying the dog
and said, " I'm going to have to put your dog down.”

The man (as you can imagine) is completely
horrified and says with tears in his eyes, "WHY?"

The vet said, "Because it's getting heavy!"

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"Trip to Europe"

Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with
his brother James. While in Europe, Phil calls James
to check on his dog and asks: "So, James, how's my
favorite dog doing??" and James very tersely says,
"Your dog is dead."

"What??" says Phil, "You can't just tell someone his
favorite dog is dead without a warning. You have to
ease him into it."

"How?" says James.

"Well, the first day I call, tell me my dog is on the roof,"
remarked Phil, "Tell me the dog is going to be fine
and not to worry. The next day, when I call to ask about
my dog, tell me that you were about to get her down,
when she jumped off of the roof and broke her leg.
Tell me the doctors say the dog will be ok, but it will
have to stay at the vet's for a while. Are you getting
all of this???"

"Yes" says James.

"Good." remarks Phil. "Then the next day, when I call
back, tell me that there was severe internal bleeding
that the vet didn't pick up, and that my favorite dog
died at 2:00 this morning. That way it won't be such
a shock to me. Got it??"

"Yes."

"Good, so, how's Grandma doing?" asks Phil.

"Well," James replies, "She's on the roof...."
Received on Mon Mar 12 06:34:54 2007