Texas Police

"Confession"

Little Danny O'Brian, a fine Catholic lad, was out
looking for trouble. He tripped people on the
street, threw bricks through windows, smacked
folks on the head and generally caused mischief
until a passing cop stopped him.

"What's going on here?!" bellowed the officer.

"It's like this officer," winked Danny. "I am on my
way to confession and I'm a little short of material."

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"Texas Police"

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get
pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up,
taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls
down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the
head with the stick.

The driver says, "Why'd you do that? The trooper says,
"You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have
your license ready." Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm
not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks
around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper
smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?" The
cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The
passenger says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say,'I wish that jerk would've tried that
stuff with me!'"
Received on Sun Mar 11 10:51:52 2007