Seniors in Texas

"Seniors in Texas"

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in
Texas . Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,
wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the
house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different
about me?"

Bessie looks him over: "Nope."

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses,
and walks back into the room completely naked except
for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
"Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says: "Ray, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells: "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN
BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Bessie replies: "Shoulda bought a hat,
Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
Received on Mon Mar 12 06:35:32 2007