Murphy's Laws On Sex, Part V

"Murphy's Laws On Sex"
Part V

51. Love comes in spurts.

52. Love is what comes out the end of a man's p*nis.

53. The world does not revolve on an axis.

54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation;
the other eight are unimportant.

55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are
thinking.

56. Smile, it's the second best thing that you can do
with your lips.

57. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

58. There is no difference between a wise man and
a fool when they fall in love.

59. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

60. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from
another.

61. "This won't hurt, I promise."

62. A woman is a life support system for a p*ssy.
Received on Thu Mar 8 22:50:02 2007