Controlling Your Wife

"Stupid?"

"I never would have married you if I knew how
stupid you were!" Shouted the woman to her
husband.

The husband replied, "You should have known
how stupid I was the minute I asked you to
marry me!"

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"Divorce"

"I want to divorce my husband because he has
a lousy memory!"

"Why would you want to divorce him for that?"

"Every time he gets around a young woman, he
keeps forgetting that he's married!"

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"Controlling Your Wife"

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them
are talking about the amount of control they have over
their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and
says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you
have over your wife?"

The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night
my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened
then?" they asked.

The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed
and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and
fight like a man.'"
Received on Sat Mar 10 01:01:39 2007