Haircut for (Wo)Men

"Haircut for Women"

Haircuts -- The difference between men and women:

Women's version:

Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she
was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's
too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my
hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm
pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those
layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was
actually going to do that except that I was afraid it
would accent my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that
would love to have your shoulders. Everything
drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -
see how short they are? If I had your shoulders
I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

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"Haircut for Men"

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah.

'nough said.
Received on Thu Mar 8 22:49:15 2007