Murphy's Laws On Sex, Part IV

"Murphy's Laws On Sex"
Part IV

39. Never lie down with a woman who's got more
troubles than you.

40. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly
song.

41. Never argue with a women when she's tired --
or rested.

42. A woman never forgets the men she could have
had; a man never forgets the women he couldn't.

43. What matters is not the length of the wand, but
the magic in the stick.

44. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

45. Never say no.

46. A man can be happy with any woman as long
as he doesn't love her.

47. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

48. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

49. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

50. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Received on Thu Mar 8 11:44:32 2007