Death Wish

"Death Wish"

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend
and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when
I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me
to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an
envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue
Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have
everything."

*********************************************

"Final Gift"

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died,
a son who lived far away called his brother and
told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send
me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid.

The next month, he got another bill for $200.00,
which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental
expense.

Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and
finally the man called his brother again to find
out what was going on.

"Well," said the other brother, "You said to do
something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."
Received on Mon Mar 5 09:27:36 2007