Murphy's Laws On Sex, Part I

"Murphy's Laws On Sex"
Part I

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you,
the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's
offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same
again.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and
causes the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50%
what people think you've got.

8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many
inches you are going to get or how long it is
going to last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and
minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.
Received on Mon Mar 5 09:26:17 2007