Murphy's Laws On Sex, Part II

"Murphy's Laws On Sex"
Part II

13. When a man's wife learns to understand him,
she usually stops listening to him.

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a
man are usually the same ones she can't stand
years later.

16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

17. It is always the wrong time of month.

18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it,
chances are you won't either.

21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then
on Sunday pray for crop failure.

22. The younger the better.

23. The game of love is never called off on account
of darkness.

24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the
ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Received on Tue Mar 6 08:30:48 2007