Hot Horseshoe

"Old Old Old West"

The old west was full of cowboys who were good
cow-ordinators. They had consider-a-bull talent,
though sometimes they would stirrup trouble.

Sometimes they took hay to bed in order to feed
their night mares. One cowboy reached for his
gun and drew a blank. Eventually they would go
off to a rodeo to try and get a few bucks.

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"Hot Horseshoe"

One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop
and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it
had just come from the forge.

He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand
into his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened.

The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin,
"Kind of hot, wasn't it?"

"Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched
teeth, "it just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe.
Received on Fri Jun 29 10:09:34 2007