Fire Insurance

"Bus Fare"

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver,
"What is the fare to the train station?"

"Sixty cents," said the driver.

As the bus pulled away the man raced alongside
it until the next stop. When the doors opened again
he gasped, "How much is the fare now?"

"Ninety cents," said the driver. "You're running the wrong way."

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"Information?"
(read it aloud)

"Information? I need the number of Caseway Insurance Company."

"Would you spell that, please?"

"Certainly. That's C as in cadence.
A as in aye.
S as in sea.
E as in eye.
W as in why.
A as in are.
Y as in you."

"Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor."
Received on Sat Jun 30 06:46:40 2007