Big Problem

"Big Problem"

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got
a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and
my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."

"MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.
I don't see what problem is?"

"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up."

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"Tacks"

A guy walks into the drug store and asks for a
package of c*ndoms.

The pharmacist says, "That'll be $5.00 with the tax."

"Tacks?" the guy exclaims, "I thought you rolled them on!"
Received on Fri Jun 29 10:08:33 2007