Distance Problem

"Distance Problem"

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when we
saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached
to an earring by a chain.

My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every
time she turned her head?"

I had to explain to her that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter
which way the head is turned.

Did I mention that she's a Blonde?

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when we
saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached
to an earring by a chain.

My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every
time she turned her head?"

I had to explain to her that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter
which way the head is turned.

Did I mention that she's a Blonde?

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"Time Problem"

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an Individual who
asked what hours the call center was open.

I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh... Pacific."
Received on Mon Jun 25 07:43:55 2007