Surprise Attack

"Surprise Attack"

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the
class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch
and not paying attention. She went back to find out
what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and
whispered that he had just recently been circumcised
and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office;
he was to phone his mother and ask her what he should
do about it. He did, and returned to his class. Suddenly,
there was a commotion at the back of the room. She
went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his
desk with his member hanging out. "I thought I told you
to call your Mom," she screamed.

"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out
till noon, she would come and pick me up from school."
Received on Mon Jun 25 07:42:42 2007