Military Show-Off

"Military Show-Off"

An Air Force chief master sergeant and a general
were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just
getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers
reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

The general shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me!
My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead
and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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"Tough Navy Chief"

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy chief to the
bewildered seaman, "I suppose after you get
discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting
for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the seaman replied. "Once I
get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
Received on Sun Jun 24 07:20:06 2007